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“Battlefield Earth“
“3% on the tomato meter is honestly fucking impressive.”
“When I worked at a video rental store, this was the only movie I would try to stop people from renting. Those that didn’t listen brought it back and said they should’ve taken the advice.”
“I ended a friendship over that film. This guy that had been hanging with us for a few weeks said, “Go see Battlefield Earth. It’s amazing. I liked it better than Star Wars!”
We went. It sucked. I thought as I left the theatre “either that guy has the WORST taste in film, or he did that shit to us on purpose. Either way, I don’t need people like that in my life.”
I literally never spoke to him again. Never.”
